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Night chat with Tukang Nasi Liwet

  • Tukang Nasi Liwet (TNL)
  • Trisulo Mustafa (ZGB)
  • TNL: Malem, mas. Mau makan?
  • ZGB: Engga, bu. Nyari anak ayam.
  • TNL: (hehe) mau makan pake apa, mas?
  • ZGB: pake mulut dong, bu. Ibu ada ada aja deh.
  • TNL: hihihi. Nasi liwetnya, mas?
  • ZGB: boleh, bu
  • TNL: pake apa lagi, mas?
  • ZGB: pake cintaaaa~
  • TNL: (terdiam membisu) mi..mi..minumnya apa?
  • ZGB: susu anget, bu
  • TNL: mau warna apa, mas?
  • ZGB: saya sih maunya warna Silver, bu
  • TNL: ..............
  • ZGB: tapi kalo ada merah, kuning, ijo juga boleh
  • TNL: (terdiam dan melanjutkan membuat nasi liwet)

"Don’t give a kid a bait, but give him/her a hook."

Chaidar

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fuckyeahmahasiswa:

ketika kisi-kisi gak keluar sama sekali di ujian - kiriman dari sis Ghanjaro

fuckyeahmahasiswa:

ketika kisi-kisi gak keluar sama sekali di ujian - kiriman dari sis Ghanjaro

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fuckyeahmahasiswa:

SALAH PERGAULAN

fuckyeahmahasiswa:

SALAH PERGAULAN

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fuckyeahmahasiswa:

YOU KNOW ME SO WELL

fuckyeahmahasiswa:

YOU KNOW ME SO WELL

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fuckyeahmahasiswa:

Jual mahal

fuckyeahmahasiswa:

Jual mahal

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when The Wandering Brain Eater meets Me

  • Me: You're the guy that in the Duel Masters Card, right?
  • Wandering Brain Eater: Yeeess~~ and I'm in a great hunger~
  • Me: me too
  • Wandering Brain Eater: i'll gonna eat your brain~
  • Me: Wait a second. You said "Brain"?
  • Wandering Brain Eater: Yeeees~ Of course~
  • Me: Sorry, sir. I have no brain
  • Wandering Brain Eater: Oh, I'm so sorry, kid. see ya later (walk away)

"I’m the garbage collector. You’re the garbage !!!"

Aeropica

"Nothing is quite what it seems"

Aqua Deformer